No doubt...

I married the most patient man on the face of the earth.

“He that can have patience can have what he will.”
~Benjamin Franklin

However he really needs to get his eyes checked. The other day I asked him to go outside and inspect what the dogs were barking at... he informed me it was a poopy. My replay to that was “Why in the world would the dogs be barking at a turd?!” On closer inspection the turd started to walk...oh that’s why they are barking...it’s a walking turd...or this!